slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
― Pablo Neruda (via travelingnymph)
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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

image

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